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Old 12-01-2004, 04:42 AM
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Default A lawnmower drove over my genitals

Only a complete idiot would even think about schtupping a lawnmower in the
first place.

What's next?

Brushing your teeth with a weed wacker?

How about dirty dancing with a rototiller?



madgardener wrote in message
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owwwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (don't get near lemonade makers right
now.......)
maddie
"Charles Immey" wrote in message
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Ouch ! Now my genitals are torn to millions of pieces and ants,
beetles and slugs ate these pieces.

So beware, your lawnmower may be evil, possessed by a demon and may be
waiting for cutting of your little "Bush" together with your genitals.

Dangerous !