"Cereoid-UR12-" wrote in
m:

They weren't supposed to be believable, just ridiculous, just like you
are Salt Lick.

Let's see you come up with something better instead of being a prissy
crybaby, Salt Flats.

What's your problem anyway? Did your pride get hurt when you did a
Google search only to find out the names were fakes?

Now everybody knows the names were phony baloney, you lackluster spoil
sport, even the slowest ones in the group like Emilie.

You probably killed all your favorite plants years ago!!!

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