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4) What ever happened to that fad of just filling up 2 litre/etc soft
drink bottles, inverting them and driving the top into the soil? Hmm, if
I could find a decent ginger beer, I might be inclinded to consume a few
bottles with ice cream in the cause of trying this out for myself.

Bundaberg is pretty good. Glass bottles though, so not the best for
watering with afterwards
Don't buy Brewer's Choice, it is particularly average...