"martin" wrote in message
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On Sun, 25 Apr 2004 20:57:32 +0100, "Tumbleweed"
wrote:

Been looking at ads for those devices that work by setting off a jet of
water when a heron or other large animal approaches.
Question. How do you prevent it squirting you when you go into the
garden?

Take all your clothes off first.

That would definitely scare the animals away in my case :-)

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