Twelve ways of dealing with robber squirrels:
http://www.paghat.com/squirrelcontrol.html

-paghat the ratgirl

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"Of what are you afraid, my child?" inquired the kindly teacher.
"Oh, sir! The flowers, they are wild," replied the timid creature.
-from Peter Newell's "Wild Flowers"
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