"Mon Chi Chi" wrote in
:

wow I didn't realize that there are so many replies...next time I must
see if there really is some one that need help before replying instead
of being the 153rd person to get to the church that was on fire.. I
guess I am not much help at this time

Next week's church newsletter headline:

Julie McC Caught Advocating Cloning As Chapel Burned

elsewhe
Missing "E" found, reunited with "CL" and "ON". French blamed for
incident.

[from rec.gardens]