Scott Mills wrote:
"John" wrote in message
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Stuart wrote:
Briggs & Stratton petrol engine.

sucks its own plunger in!

I went to school with a lad who could actually do that! What a
laugh we used to have in the library at lunch times getting people
to bet sarnies, crisps, fruit etc. that he couldn't do it.

Was he fat?

No, if he was his belly would have got in the way! He had a nice earner
going on tho' with all the tucker he sold on.