"WilsonKKW" wrote in message
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I don't want to influence the vote at all, but two nights ago my wife was
shouting for me at 9pm because she couldn't find me. I was in the
backyard
trying to hunt down a couple of toads that were chirping.

LOL, I love it. A warm blooded women, or a cold toad! got your priorities
wrong?

Reminds me of the joke...

Kathy 30acre happens across a frog near her pond. The frog pipes up, "I'm
really a handsome prince and if you kiss me, I'll be forever grateful."
Kathy smiles like a teenage boy in a porn shop, and puts the frog in her
pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll be your
royal servant for a week. You can parade me around as your boy toy. I'll
even clean the pond.". Kathy nods and puts the frog back in her pocket.

A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a prince and I'll be your pond slave
for a whole year!". Kathy smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised lots of fun
with a handsome prince, free slave labor on the pond, etc. and you won't
even kiss a frog?"

"Hell no," she replies. "I have teenage sons to clean my pond.... But a
talking frog...that's cool!"