I like it... LOL
I see you have been working on this mental image for some time
What kinda wench and witch handles?

dude
I'm gonna make my own e-book and I think we should all do the same. It
looks like an interesting technology. Together we can change the face of
publishing. Clearly every denizen of this newsgroup likes to write and some
of us even have something to say.

Personally, I do have (shudder) almost 30 years of experience growing
orchid. The back of my e-book will have a photo of me, the author,
surrounded by orchids and decked out in a tight fitting purple jester suit,
aluminum rabbit ears and holding a wench by the handles. That alone should
be worth the price.