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Maybe they'll come up with a better way to feed the soil with
chemicals or
something.

Bullshit.

I knew if I didn't put "better" in quotation marks the emoticon wouldn't be
enough.

Now there's another garden additive that nobody would ever dream of...

I should have known that no-emoticons-at-all would confuse an American

Oh damn, it's happened again

Janet