People like you exist solely for testing botanical and other poisons.
That's because rats don't grow to human size.
Now Cereus Rattus, back into your cage.
Attaboy.



"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
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Obviously, without me you wouldn't have a reason for living, you pathetic
little **** ant!!!!


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
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There he goes again, ranting raving and squeaking like an enraged little
churchmouse, waving his little paws in the air, and stamping his little
feet! I have to be careful where I walk just in case I...........oops!
splat


"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
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No Jackal Peter, you are the comic. Too bad you were eliminated during
the
auditions for the Ha-ha Club because you were so badly unfunny.

The only plants you can grow are fungal infections on Uranus and they
aren't
even plants, Pustule!!!


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
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'The Martian Chronicles ;
is it a comic?
But then even the chronicles would know that the most efficient way
to
transport water is via PIPES, because in the thin Martian atmosphere
all
the
water in canals would evaporate!
Silly Cereus Invalidus hasn't yet figured out that the best way to
grow
plants on Mars is in CULTURE because then a suitable pressure can be
maintained, and fine control kept over mineral, CO2, temperature and
light
levels via a Plutonium light & heat source.

Poor Cerberus semper flaccidus..

Who needs the moon anyway - SO boring -with no CO2 or water at all.
So unlike MARS.

Perhaps we can send Cereus Trollus Maximatus to Uranus - where he
will
feel
perfectly at home.

In the meantime let him study up on Botany and learn the difference
between
a stamen and a pistil - for starters.

Jeeeeeesus.........!





"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
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Terraforming Mars? What an original idea........NOT!!

I bet you can even envision ancient canals on Mars too, eh Peter
Jacker?

Did you overdose on "The Martian Chronicles" when you were a kid,
Pid?


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
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Maybe Mars might be a better place to grow plants because it has
CO2 -
unlike the MOON.

One can envisage aquaria situated in deep Martian caverns - away
from
the
inclement Martian weather, with nucear-powered lamps generating
plant
matter, and oxygen as well. Bit like growing grass under lamps
in
wardrobes.