O I forgot! Your're into succulants. Instead of "Cucumis sativa" why not
try a large mature specimen of "Ferocactus cylindraceus "
or even "Cereus uruguayanus" (just named for YOU!!!! from the 7th
planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Ho Ho Ho!
As soon as I invent a new cactus chimera, i'll name it "Cereus Trollus
Semper Est". It will have extra large prickles and spines, and I promise
it will satisfy.
Chuckle, s******, Chortle, Guffaw!!





"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
m...
That's right, you are a real ass in astronomy, you flatulent anal boy!


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
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Wot? Ewe like Latin?

I am sending via FedEx (a Yankee company) a very large specimen of the
fruiting body of "Cucumis sativa".

And if you want to know what to do with it, I refer you the seventh
planet
of the solar system, a large gaseous body.

See! I'm a botanist, and an Astronomer!



"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
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That really means a lot coming from a gaseous fart bag like you, Peter
Jerker. You should lay off the butt crack because you are tripping
from
the
methane. The total extent of your botanical knowledge appears to be
your
ability to write inane pig Latin, you Wombat stuffer!!!

You should stick to frying kangaroo chicken at your Colonel Sanders
KFC
in
Aussieland!!! Its the only thing you are good for!!!!


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
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People like you exist solely for testing botanical and other
poisons.
That's because rats don't grow to human size.
Now Cereus Rattus, back into your cage.
Attaboy.



"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
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Obviously, without me you wouldn't have a reason for living, you
pathetic
little **** ant!!!!


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
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There he goes again, ranting raving and squeaking like an
enraged
little
churchmouse, waving his little paws in the air, and stamping his
little
feet! I have to be careful where I walk just in case
I...........oops!
splat


"Cereus-validus" wrote in message
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No Jackal Peter, you are the comic. Too bad you were
eliminated
during
the
auditions for the Ha-ha Club because you were so badly
unfunny.

The only plants you can grow are fungal infections on Uranus
and
they
aren't
even plants, Pustule!!!


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
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'The Martian Chronicles ;
is it a comic?
But then even the chronicles would know that the most
efficient
way
to
transport water is via PIPES, because in the thin Martian
atmosphere
all
the
water in canals would evaporate!
Silly Cereus Invalidus hasn't yet figured out that the best
way
to
grow
plants on Mars is in CULTURE because then a suitable
pressure
can
be
maintained, and fine control kept over mineral, CO2,
temperature
and
light
levels via a Plutonium light & heat source.

Poor Cerberus semper flaccidus..

Who needs the moon anyway - SO boring -with no CO2 or water
at
all.
So unlike MARS.

Perhaps we can send Cereus Trollus Maximatus to Uranus -
where
he
will
feel
perfectly at home.

In the meantime let him study up on Botany and learn the
difference
between
a stamen and a pistil - for starters.

Jeeeeeesus.........!





"Cereus-validus" wrote in
message
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Terraforming Mars? What an original idea........NOT!!

I bet you can even envision ancient canals on Mars too, eh
Peter
Jacker?

Did you overdose on "The Martian Chronicles" when you were
a
kid,
Pid?


"Peter Jason" wrote in message
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Maybe Mars might be a better place to grow plants
because
it
has
CO2 -
unlike the MOON.

One can envisage aquaria situated in deep Martian
caverns -
away
from
the
inclement Martian weather, with nucear-powered lamps
generating
plant
matter, and oxygen as well. Bit like growing grass
under
lamps
in
wardrobes.