"Jesus H" wrote:
On the bright side, a deer and
her fawn like to come over and eat.


No! I have a deer highway running in both directions behind
my barn. Thanks anyway "Jesus H" but I
can only eat so much deer before I get tired of it.

Do you know anyone who likes to shoot bambi's for supper?

I can supply them here in Ohio, so long as they have a
valid hunting license and bambi is in season.

We make bambi jerky too.