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Tell silly Roger, this is completely the wrong season for digging in
the loft. It's unlikely Practical Television mags will survive being dug
up just as they should be hibernating. He should heel them back in
straight away, preferably with a mulch of old curtains or broken tennis
rackets, and leave them to set seed. In Spring he will find the loft
full of a wonderful crop of chipped ornaments, glued shut paint tins,
and lonely shoes.

And that sock...

I've just found the sock I was looking for, in the fruit bowl where we
keep hats.

I still have half a dozen odd socks. Either I'll have to start a new
fashion, or hunt them down before the Government bans the activity.

--
Rusty
Open the creaking gate to make a horrid.squeak, then lower the foobar.
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