"Janet Baraclough.." wrote in message
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from "Doug Kanter" contains these words:

Cupcake....where are you? I've been waiting all day, and not a word from
you! :-) :-) I'm going to start hitting the Lagavulin soon if this
continues.

Mr Kanter, have you forgotten that I'm a teetotal pacifist?

Mrs Baraclough.

I'm not aware of having been informed of that, madam.