RUSH LIMBAUGH TRIVIA
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To All Dittoheads. Think you know Rush Limbaugh? Take the test and find out
if your ditto is really an apostrophe.


Why does Rush say Jesse Jackson's name as "Revuhrand" Jackson? - Because he
is a racist jackass!


Why do folks from Rio Linda have such a comprehension problem? - They don't.


When refers to John Kerry, he might say "John F'in Kerry". What does the 'F'
in' stand for and why? - Its a lame attempt at humor. It stands for "future
president"!!!!!


What happened to Rush's hearing? - He went deaf listening to his own BS!


How many times has Rush been married? - To a woman or a man?


Bonus: Is Rush involved with anyone now? Extra point if you know the
rumor. - Yeah, he is having an intense relationship with his left hand.


What did Rush allegedly do wrong during his stint as an ESPN sports
moderator? - He opened his mouth.


Where does Rush live? - In Fantasyland.


What is special about the EIB microphone? - Nothing


At the end of each show hour, where do Rush's broadcast tapes go? - Into an
incinerator.


Who is Snerdly? - Nobody cares.


Is he real? - He is a legend in his own mind.


Why is Rush suing the Palm Beach District Attorney? - To get himself
mentioned on the legitimate news.


Who is Rush's lawyer? - Ketchum N. Cheatem


What is Rush's favorite John Kerry theme song? - I thought you said he went
deaf?


What kind of pet, if any, does Rush own? - A blood sucking leach


What political ideology does Rush hate and why? - Anything that is logical
or the truth because he is a complete jackass.


When will Rush stop doing what he does? - When somebody puts a bullet in his
head


What does Rush tie behind his back just to make it fair? - That's a trick
question. He's never fair or truthful.


What is a "Gorbasm"? - What Al Gore has when Rush gives him oral sex.


Has Rush ever been wrong? List.one point for each time listed when Rush was
wrong. - Another trick question. He has been wrong more times than there are
stars in the heavens. Such a list would be almost infinite.

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My answers this Thursday but meanwhile, talk amongst yourselves.

posted by Pat Fish-Kaitlyn's Grandma at 7:31 PM