On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 11:47:30 +0100, Martin wrote:

A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his
Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put
into a
jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The
fourth worm was put into a jar of good, clean soil. At the conclusion
of the
sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in sperm - dead.

Fourth worm in good, clean soil - Alive So the Minister asked the
congregation - "What can you learn from this demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As
long as
you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

I'll get my coat ...

LOL! That's the best one I've heard for ages!