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"Cereus-validus..." wrote:

Hmmm. Maybe you should describe the fertility dance you heard first?
If it is some sorority thing involving fresh produce and young co-eds
dancing around wearing nothing but their panties, it could be
interesting!!!!

If the ladder won't reach the window of the sorority, then you can't elope.

-paghat the ratgirl

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"Oh, sir! The flowers, they are wild," replied the timid creature.
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