"Doug Kanter" wrote in
:

For a moment, I thought you were about to describe a REALLY
interesting fertility dance once described to me by a woman I've known
since college. It involved a vegetable garden, but the rest....you'll
have to coax it out of me.

I don't know what the big deal is. I mean who hasn't overheard a couple of
sorority girls talk about how to make their melons bigger.