In article , Cereus-
validus..... writes
Where have you been Alan?
I have been loitering within tent - her tent.

Everybody else is well aware what an evil hateful bitch troll Mizz Broccoli
is.
Agreed. Ms JB once wished to act as my deputy, but it all went wrong at
Kew Bridge - I threw myself off rather than succumb to her charms.
--
Alan Gould