"William W. Plummer" wrote in message
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Srgnt Billko wrote:

This morning brought a dozen wild turkeys. The males were fanning
their tails and I think the females were smiling. At least they don't
seem to eat anything.

I returned from a vacation to find much of a recently planted flower bed
strewn across the lawn by scratching turkeys.
A friend shoots a few every year in his backyard. They're not as
destructive as as deer and much easier to dress out.