Alan Holmes wrote:
I keep digging up a lot of worms and they obviously do not like being
disturbed,
so do you think any of them will report me to the RSPCW, 'Royal
Society for the
Prevention of Cruelty to Worms'.

Why not the RSPCA - a worm is an animal, you know...

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