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An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large
pond in the back forty, had it fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming when it
was built. He was looking forward to spending some time there.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the
pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he
neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As
he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming
out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to
watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond, I only came to
feed my alligators."

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