Yes, moving down here with us would do it, alright. But here's a thought
about indoor humidity.

We don't want our indoor air to be too dry. But it seems to me that if you
bring the humidity in the entire house up to the standard that your orchids
enjoy, you are inviting some problems. You don't want moisture running down
your walls, after all. I think it would be best to stick with high humidity
in your orchid grow area, though I certainly agree that raising the level in
the entire dwelling can be beneficial, to a point.

Diana