"oxymel of squill" wrote in message
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sorry if this is a repeat, I thought I posted something similar but it
didn't appear - there's NTL for you!!

Does anyone know of a hardwearing grass that might resist the two old
bitches who pollute my gardens (inherited on the death of my father,
completely untrainable, v old & lame, all they do is eat stink sleep and
pee). They keep killing off the grass so whenever it rains the garden
becomes one vast mud pool.

thanks

Jon


Concrete might do it.
I dont think you should really talk about your relatives ( aunts) this way