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Janet Baraclough wrote:

Fie, Mr MacLaren. If one does not wear the dry-clean-only
designer-label leisure apparel while leisuring upon the decking, how on
earth are the neighbours supposed to spot the labels/logos and be
suitably impressed?

True. But, if your abilities are adequate, you could impress them
by an extended period of pleasuring upon the decking.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.