"Doug Kanter" wrote in message If I can't kill the
offending dog here is what I
do with their crap.


There is a woman in my neighborhood who walks her dog and for some reason he
thinks my grass is easier on his ass or something, anyway frequently he
dumps in my yard, One time I caught her standing there watching him drop his
load, I walked up to her and asked what her address was, she asked why, I
told her I was going to have to take a big shit later on and thought I would
come down and crap in her yard. Dog hasn't shit in my yard since