In sci.bio.botany, Archimedes Plutonium ) wrote:

I been playing around with rhubarb for years,

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transplanting them here and there. And I finally come to the
conclusion that they do not like direct sunlight in an open field.

Have you considered not talking to them?

They like some shade under a tree. So I formed this conjecture that
if a plant has large leaves indicates that it evolved in the past
under significant shady environment. And this conjecture is somewhat
supported by the size of jungle plant leaves are usually very large size.

Your theory about all the plants in the world would make perfect sense
if there were only one type of plant.

Moss's got tiny little leaves.

Arch, which side of you does moss grow on in your world?

Now I am not going the other way with this conjecture,

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the other way of saying that small leafed plants like direct open
field sunlight.

Horsetails, Arch? You might want to look those up.

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Archimedes Plutonium
www.iw.net/~a_plutonium
whole entire Universe is just one big atom
where dots of the electron-dot-cloud are galaxies

So which galaxy is this? -- .

Arch, how do the galaxies know their names?

-- K.

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