Follow up for Mister Sensitive...

I did download and install the software I found (regardless of what
little tidbits of info it might have sent back to the vendor)...and, in
my opinion, it's not all that the description makes it out to be. I
was kinda hoping it would do what it seemed to me to sound like it
would.

I'd be interested if anybody else on this list finds an application
like you described.