Zen Cohen wrote:
Any ideas on best way to get rid of birds who love to sit in my live
oak and shit all over my car? I'm in an urban area so no shooting at
em. Thanks.

Rattling mobiles? Wind chimes?
My mother taught her starling and magpie population to leave the birdfeeders
in front of her house alone by shooting at them with a pellet gun. Took
awhile, but they stopped coming around. (At least when she's home,
anyway.)