Janet Baraclough wrote:
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Take it from me, the commercial gents are even now working on a
way
of selling you a washing machine for the lawn.


Maybe you'd like to be one of the first lucky buyers to trial the
new
Lawn Steam Iron? Produces a perfectly flat, smart hygienic lawn.
Kills all those nasty worms and insects. Clears snow like magic!

Janet

My Missis, ye know my Missis, I won't say she's houseproud, but when
I got oop 's mornin' (to go down 't dole office), she were ironin' 't
froont drive!

--
Mike.