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Have you considered wearing underwear?

I /was/ going to suggest chain maille underwear but all the websites selling
it were rather unsuitable for URG !





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I have a walnut tree that I suspect squirrels have stripped it of its
nuts. This has not been known in the past thou.

This tree is grown seperate from all my other trees, and its
branches
are well away from others tree branches.

So does anyone have any ideas on how to effectively stop squirrels
climbing, or getting to my nuts.

Get a 'mink/rat' tap from Mole valley farmers, catch the b******ds and
dispose of them.

Preferably in a casserole. I have a recipe somewhere...

Unfortunately I've never seen one with enough meat on it to be worth try
to cook!

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall did them on skewers satay-style ...