Dude, this is an easy fix.

I had a neighbor who always let her mut crap on my lawn. I met her out
there one afternoon and I told her that I was going in for lunch. I
told her that I was going to make a BLT sandwich, and come out and pour
all of the bacon grease on her dogs turd, and tomorrow at this time,
her dog is going to come by and eat it.

She returned with a bag and cleaned up her dogs mess and never came by
after that.
She also told me that I was disgusting. Oh wellllll !