Jaques d'Alltrades wrote:

"I shall see zis only wurnce..."

If I had a quid for every time someone's said that ... I've met the
bloke who says this, Rene from the programme. He thought I was taking
the meekee, until someone told him I was genuine.

Anyhow, can one get strawberry plants from the plantlet growing from
the seeds on the fruit?