Madgardener said:-
"Who says middle aged, post menopausal women can't learn anything? gbseg
my power surges keep me warm on a summer's evening."

You girls get all the perks including going purple

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me.
http://www.wheniamanoldwoman.com/pages/348544/index.htm