Tut tut! At least the rumour was that they
stuck to the ewes. Should Serious.Invalidus
tread these shores, then the rams will
tremble with anticipatory dread. Better
stick to knotholes.


"Cereus-validus-..........."
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Oh yeah sure.

Them hairy toed stubby Hobbits are well
known for their good manners, spelling and
elocution. They learned it from years of
Bilbo buggering all them sheep.



"Peter Jason" wrote in
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Yeah well, some countries get the leader
they deserve.
Why not emigrate to here; we're used to
weird fauna and flora.
But bring your diploma from finishing
school, to demonstrate your good manners,
spelling and elocution.



"Cereus-validus-..........."
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Yeah sure, Petey.

You probably thought you invented the
wheel too!!!

Here we are far more concerned about a
certain autocratic Bush that has gotten
completely out of control.


"Peter Jason" wrote in
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I thought I was the first with this
hypothesis.

Do you have trees where you are?
There're big plants as tall as a house
and they have leaves, and birds sit in
them.
Would you like a picture?


"Cereus-validus-..........."
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Or not!!!

So you want to be the Kiwi Archie?!!!



"Peter Jason" wrote
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I was looking at a tree last night and
I couldn't help noticing that it was
always moving because of the wind.
Perhaps this constant moving assists
the transpiration stream to attain
great heights due to some pumping
motion.