On Fri, 10 Feb 2006 13:30:32 +0100, Reka wrote:

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~~On Thu, 9 Feb 2006 14:23:40 +0100, Reka wrote:
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~~~Reka, you never cease to amaze me! How often have you, from Italy, discovered
~~~things in our own back yards that we hadn't heard of?
~~~
~~Pfft! Who told ME Berlusconi had promised to be celibate until after the
~~elections??? (And if you believe that, I have some great building property
~~in Florida for you...)
~~The kind of property that gives you that sinking feeling?
~Mmm, yeah, but you *could* plant your Phrags outdoors and never have to
~water them! Think of the time saved!
~Not to mention my Phaius tankervilleae, & perhaps a couple of Spathoglottis! But
~I think I'll pass, thanks all the same. Btw, after real estate, do you have any
~good used cars for sale?
Just one, one of the East German Trabis. :-D
Oh well, I used to drive a Lada Niva, so maybe I'll buy it from you!

One of the blokes I used to work with had two rude comments about the Nivas:

Why do Nivas have heated rear windiws? To keep your hands warm while pushing
them.

Where do you take a Niva that needs panelbeating? To a shipwright.

And, while we're on rude cracks about cars, another friend had this one, which
may well be a very oldie:

What does Fiat stand for? Fix it again Toni.

I think I'll go now.
Dave Gillingham
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