" Pete 'n' Trish" writes:
What do crickets do apart from make a chiry wee noise.

They practise slow-motion tai chi on the ceiling.

I have some that seem to live in the skylights do
they eats walls or anything? trish in Sydney

They don't normally eat houses. Are you sure you're not hearing a
smoke detector with a dying battery???

And speaking of cricket, did you see that catch by ... (aagh, forget it.)
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John Savage (newsgroup email invalid; keep news replies in newsgroup)