Andy writes:
I had to share this with you.

My son uses a lot of iron and nitrogen in his yard, and keeps it very
green all winter, in a neighborhood where everyone else's grass is
brown
in the winter.

A Chinese guy was walking his dog when Mike was working in his
yard and stops to admire it.

He says " You yard velly gleen. Velly nice...... How you maka yard so
gleen ?"

Mike replies " Well, I use a lot of iron mixed with human waste. "

China guy" Human waste. .??? U use human waste ?", starting to look
very shocked.

Mike says" No. Just kidding...... I use a lot of phosphorus and iron
"


The next day Mike is out front spreading fertilizer again. Only instead
of hand
throwing it from a little bucket, he is using a old porta potty as a
bucket.
The Chinese guy is driving by.... slows down for a minute, and then
speeds away.....


I swear, I don't know where Mike gets his sense of humor from.... I
think a mutant
gene from my wife's side of the family...

:)))) Andy in Eureka , Texas