"Koi-Lo" aka Roy wrote in message
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I think kevin is in dire need of a tranquillizer or two.Chill out
dude, Princes Di is dead and no amound of hurrying up is gonna
change that... better yet, go ask your stupid questions on google run
by and for brits!

"Koi-Lo" Reply to NG Only wrote in message
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The Koi-Lo this profile was done on is ROY HAUER of Hope Hull AL, the man
obsessed with me, impersonates me, posts under my name - and is
net-stalking
me across Usenet.

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Start psychological profiling for ROY HAUER of Hope Hull AL.

POSTER: Koi-Lo Reply to NG Only Roy Hauer

Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Calculations
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Word Count: 116
Full Stops: 8
Exclamations: 0
Questions: 0
Total Sentences: 8
Long Words: 18
Average Sentence Length: 14
Percentage of Long Words: 15.52%
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Gunning Fog Index: 11.81
Flesch-Kincaid Sco 6

Analysing 8 keywords of 18:

* aquaria
* Schmidling
* arf@mc[DOT]net
* message
* 128docuhok4pg3a@corp[DOT]supernews[DOT]com
* =============================
* duckweed
* themselves

10 keywords will not be analysed.

Performing Keyword Analysis:

Keyword 1 of 18:
* aquaria:
Koi-Lo is susceptible to have difficulties in controlling alcohol-taking
behaviour in terms of its onset, termination, or levels of use.

Keyword 2 of 18:
* Schmidling:
Anticipate Koi-Lo to engage in extreme forms of fantasy, characteristic
of serious psychotic maladjustment and be unable to differentiate fact
from fancy.

Keyword 3 of 18:
* arf@mc[DOT]net:
Koi-Lo is likely to become deranged and explosively self-destructive
with schizophrenic overtones.

Keyword 4 of 18:
* message:
Expect Koi-Lo to be highly reactive, anxious, and negative.

Keyword 5 of 18:
* 128docuhok4pg3a@corp[DOT]supernews[DOT]com:
Expect Koi-Lo to be stupid enough to send rude and inappropriate instant
messages about her boss, to her boss.

Keyword 6 of 18:
* =============================:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Unreflective
* Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias
* Antagonistic
* Panic-stricken
* Depraved

Expect Koi-Lo to have feelings of excessive doubt and caution.

Keyword 7 of 18:
* duckweed:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Disparaging
* Anxious
* Boring
* Deeply depressed
* Judgmental

Koi-Lo is prone to own an encyclopedia of baby names.

Keyword 8 of 18:
* themselves:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias
* Ineffectual
* Erratic mood swings and manias of compulsive actions
* Hyperactive
* Self-conscious

Koi-Lo is likely to persistently bear grudges,being unforgiving of
misperceived insults, injuries, or slights.

Koi-Lo conforms to Persecutory personality disorder with Delusional
subtype tendencies.

Primary Motivation: to avoid missing out on worthwhile experiences.

Secondary Motivation: to withdraw from the world to protect her
self-image.

*** Fog Index within normal tolerance ***

*** ACRIMONIOUS **** ALERT ***
============================

Koi-Lo writes in short, choppy sentences with an average sentence length
of 14. This person is obstinate, rasping and stormful.

*** Mental sloth indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are inconclusive. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.

*** IGNORANT PIG ALERT ***
==========================

Koi-Lo has a Flesch-Kincaid score equivalent to that of a child of age
6. This person is dumb, unconscious and unlearned. This person is highly
likely to exhibit strong emotional responses to others. Also expect
Koi-Lo to fondle her child's boyfriend or girlfriend under dinner the
table.

*** MENTAL SLOTH ALERT ***
==========================

Extraneous Periods: 2

This person is objectless, careless and incompetent. Expect Koi-Lo to go
out of her way to follow another person after they have cut her off in
traffic.

*** Weak-mind indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are negligible. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Scatterbrain indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are unconfirmed. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.

*** Agitation indicators only just within tolerance ***
Calculation results are borderline. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Narcissism indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are negligible. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** FASTIDIOUS PRAT ALERT ***
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Detected extraneous spaces at the start of sentences.

This person is intractable, rigid and fussbudgety. Expect Koi-Lo to see
an intolerable part of her own self in the outside world and to
vigorously wage a campaign against it.

*** Sycophancy indicators scarcely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are irregular. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Infantilism indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are doubtful. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

The following questions are recommended to make Koi-Lo go haywire and
erupt:

1: Do you say, 'Yes, dear,' irrespective of the question?

2: Do you send personal mail using postage paid for by your employer?

3: If you could break the legs of someone you despised without getting
caught, would you do it?

Personality Summary (Part A):

1: decadent
2: discouraging
3: criminal

Personality Summary (Part B):

4: hunting, over-the-top, stillborn eel-eater
5: posing, demonic, displeasing extorter
6: grinning, onerous, inflatable pigeon

Challenge/Response Predictors
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Challenge 1: Have you stopped performing fellatio in moving vehicles
yet?

Expected Response 1: Koi-Lo is susceptible to have difficulty performing
familiar tasks, also language problems an time/place disorientation.

Challenge 2: Have you ever snooped in the medicine cabinet at someone's
house while visiting?

Expected Response 2: Expect Koi-Lo to be inclined to do 'whatever it
takes' to preserve the illusion of her superiority.

Challenge 3: You call up your girlfriend or boyfriend and they say
they'll call you back because they're just getting into the shower. Do
you mentally insert yourself into the picture?

Expected Response 3: Koi-Lo is prone to flirt with someone at funerals.

End psychological profiling for Koi-Lo Reply to NG Only