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Old 07-06-2006, 03:24 PM posted to rec.ponds
Jack Schmidling
 
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We had been so plagued with duckweed on our small pond that we just
declared the war over and lost interest in the pond. By late Spring, it
was a sea of green and might as well have been filled with cement. Other
than frogs, we could see nothing in the way of life in the pond.

js

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Old 07-06-2006, 04:03 PM posted to rec.ponds
Koi-Lo
 
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Default PHOTO OF THE WEEK, Duckweed - get koi & goldfish

*Note: There are two "Koi-Lo's" on the pond and aquaria groups.

"Jack Schmidling" wrote in message
...


We had been so plagued with duckweed on our small pond that we just
declared the war over and lost interest in the pond. By late Spring, it
was a sea of green and might as well have been filled with cement. Other
than frogs, we could see nothing in the way of life in the pond.

=============================
If you tire of trying to net it out and it's the smooth leaf shiny duckweed,
koi and GF will remove it themselves. They consider it the best salad ever.
If you also garden it can be composted or used as a mulch. If it's the
rough, frilly edged duckweed the koi and GF will not touch it. I suggest
you call your county Ag agent as ask what the safest way to remove it would
be. I say this because many websites are just pushing a product to make $$$
with no thought of anything else.
--
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Frugal ponding since 1995.
My Pond & Aquarium Pages:
http://tinyurl.com/9do58
All rude and/or obscene messages
posted by my impersonator Roy.
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Old 07-06-2006, 04:26 PM posted to rec.ponds
Snooze
 
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"Jack Schmidling" wrote in message
...

We had been so plagued with duckweed on our small pond that we just
declared the war over and lost interest in the pond. By late Spring, it
was a sea of green and might as well have been filled with cement. Other
than frogs, we could see nothing in the way of life in the pond.


Now you're playing in my pond. Like you were told in rec.gardens, use koi or
goldfish, they eat duckweed with much gusto. With the caveat that koi also
like to rummage at the bottom of the pond in search of aquatic insects to
feed on, so they can make the pond muddy.

There are herbicides that can be used to control duckweed, some have a
relatively low residual.
http://www.interstateproducts.com/pd...eliminator.pdf
For example has a relatively minor residual, but is toxic to aquatic
insects. So it could disrupt the pond's ecosystem.


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Old 07-06-2006, 04:38 PM posted to rec.ponds
Koi-Lo
 
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Koi-Lo

*Note: There are two "Koi-Lo's" on the pond and aquaria groups.




"Jack Schmidling" wrote in message
...


=============================
If you tire of trying to net it out and it's the smooth leaf shiny duckweed,
koi and GF will remove it themselves. They consider it the best salad ever.
If you also garden it can be composted or used as a mulch. If it's the
rough, frilly edged duckweed the koi and GF will not touch it. I suggest
you call your county Ag agent as ask what the safest way to remove it would
be. I say this because many websites are just pushing a product to make $$$
with no thought of anything else.



Start psychological profiling

POSTER: Koi-Lo Reply to NG Only

Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Calculations
================================================== ===
Word Count: 116
Full Stops: 8
Exclamations: 0
Questions: 0
Total Sentences: 8
Long Words: 18
Average Sentence Length: 14
Percentage of Long Words: 15.52%
========================:
Gunning Fog Index: 11.81
Flesch-Kincaid Sco 6

Analysing 8 keywords of 18:

* aquaria
* Schmidling
* arf@mc[DOT]net
* message
* 128docuhok4pg3a@corp[DOT]supernews[DOT]com
* =============================
* duckweed
* themselves

10 keywords will not be analysed.

Performing Keyword Analysis:

Keyword 1 of 18:
* aquaria:
Koi-Lo is susceptible to have difficulties in controlling alcohol-taking
behaviour in terms of its onset, termination, or levels of use.

Keyword 2 of 18:
* Schmidling:
Anticipate Koi-Lo to engage in extreme forms of fantasy, characteristic
of serious psychotic maladjustment and be unable to differentiate fact
from fancy.

Keyword 3 of 18:
* arf@mc[DOT]net:
Koi-Lo is likely to become deranged and explosively self-destructive
with schizophrenic overtones.

Keyword 4 of 18:
* message:
Expect Koi-Lo to be highly reactive, anxious, and negative.

Keyword 5 of 18:
* 128docuhok4pg3a@corp[DOT]supernews[DOT]com:
Expect Koi-Lo to be stupid enough to send rude and inappropriate instant
messages about her boss, to her boss.

Keyword 6 of 18:
* =============================:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Unreflective
* Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias
* Antagonistic
* Panic-stricken
* Depraved

Expect Koi-Lo to have feelings of excessive doubt and caution.

Keyword 7 of 18:
* duckweed:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Disparaging
* Anxious
* Boring
* Deeply depressed
* Judgmental

Koi-Lo is prone to own an encyclopedia of baby names.

Keyword 8 of 18:
* themselves:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias
* Ineffectual
* Erratic mood swings and manias of compulsive actions
* Hyperactive
* Self-conscious

Koi-Lo is likely to persistently bear grudges,being unforgiving of
misperceived insults, injuries, or slights.

Koi-Lo conforms to Persecutory personality disorder with Delusional
subtype tendencies.

Primary Motivation: to avoid missing out on worthwhile experiences.

Secondary Motivation: to withdraw from the world to protect her
self-image.

*** Fog Index within normal tolerance ***

*** ACRIMONIOUS **** ALERT ***
============================

Koi-Lo writes in short, choppy sentences with an average sentence length
of 14. This person is obstinate, rasping and stormful.

*** Mental sloth indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are inconclusive. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.

*** IGNORANT PIG ALERT ***
==========================

Koi-Lo has a Flesch-Kincaid score equivalent to that of a child of age
6. This person is dumb, unconscious and unlearned. This person is highly
likely to exhibit strong emotional responses to others. Also expect
Koi-Lo to fondle her child's boyfriend or girlfriend under dinner the
table.

*** MENTAL SLOTH ALERT ***
==========================

Extraneous Periods: 2

This person is objectless, careless and incompetent. Expect Koi-Lo to go
out of her way to follow another person after they have cut her off in
traffic.

*** Weak-mind indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are negligible. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Scatterbrain indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are unconfirmed. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.

*** Agitation indicators only just within tolerance ***
Calculation results are borderline. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Narcissism indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are negligible. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** FASTIDIOUS PRAT ALERT ***
=============================

Detected extraneous spaces at the start of sentences.

This person is intractable, rigid and fussbudgety. Expect Koi-Lo to see
an intolerable part of her own self in the outside world and to
vigorously wage a campaign against it.

*** Sycophancy indicators scarcely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are irregular. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Infantilism indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are doubtful. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

The following questions are recommended to make Koi-Lo go haywire and
erupt:

1: Do you say, 'Yes, dear,' irrespective of the question?

2: Do you send personal mail using postage paid for by your employer?

3: If you could break the legs of someone you despised without getting
caught, would you do it?

Personality Summary (Part A):

1: decadent
2: discouraging
3: criminal

Personality Summary (Part B):

4: hunting, over-the-top, stillborn eel-eater
5: posing, demonic, displeasing extorter
6: grinning, onerous, inflatable pigeon

Challenge/Response Predictors
=============================
Challenge 1: Have you stopped performing fellatio in moving vehicles
yet?

Expected Response 1: Koi-Lo is susceptible to have difficulty performing
familiar tasks, also language problems an time/place disorientation.

Challenge 2: Have you ever snooped in the medicine cabinet at someone's
house while visiting?

Expected Response 2: Expect Koi-Lo to be inclined to do 'whatever it
takes' to preserve the illusion of her superiority.

Challenge 3: You call up your girlfriend or boyfriend and they say
they'll call you back because they're just getting into the shower. Do
you mentally insert yourself into the picture?

Expected Response 3: Koi-Lo is prone to flirt with someone at funerals.

End psychological profiling for Koi-Lo Reply to NG Only

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Old 07-06-2006, 05:30 PM posted to rec.ponds
Jack Schmidling
 
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Default PHOTO OF THE WEEK, Duckweed

Snooze wrote:

With the caveat that koi also
like to rummage at the bottom of the pond in search of aquatic insects to
feed on, so they can make the pond muddy.


I am more concerned about tadpole survival as this is primarily a frog pond.


There are herbicides that can be used to control duckweed, some have a
relatively low residual.


In addition to all the potential problems with chemicals is the absurd
cost of that stuff. As near as I can tell, it would cost about $300 for
enough to do my 40 ft pond and then not a sure thing.

I am on my way to get some gold fish and netting is kinda fun anyway.

js

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Old 07-06-2006, 06:33 PM posted to rec.ponds,alt.religion.Jehovahs-witn,alt.free.newsservers,alt.usenet.kooks
TiburonBlanco
 
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Default PHOTO OF THE WEEK, Duckweed - get koi & goldfish

This just has to be shared LOL!!!!!!!

Koi-Lo wrote:
Koi-Lo

*Note: There are two "Koi-Lo's" on the pond and aquaria groups.




"Jack Schmidling" wrote in message
...


=============================
If you tire of trying to net it out and it's the smooth leaf shiny duckweed,
koi and GF will remove it themselves. They consider it the best salad ever.
If you also garden it can be composted or used as a mulch. If it's the
rough, frilly edged duckweed the koi and GF will not touch it. I suggest
you call your county Ag agent as ask what the safest way to remove it would
be. I say this because many websites are just pushing a product to make $$$
with no thought of anything else.



Start psychological profiling

POSTER: Koi-Lo Reply to NG Only

Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Calculations
================================================== ===
Word Count: 116
Full Stops: 8
Exclamations: 0
Questions: 0
Total Sentences: 8
Long Words: 18
Average Sentence Length: 14
Percentage of Long Words: 15.52%
========================:
Gunning Fog Index: 11.81
Flesch-Kincaid Sco 6

Analysing 8 keywords of 18:

* aquaria
* Schmidling
* arf@mc[DOT]net
* message
* 128docuhok4pg3a@corp[DOT]supernews[DOT]com
* =============================
* duckweed
* themselves

10 keywords will not be analysed.

Performing Keyword Analysis:

Keyword 1 of 18:
* aquaria:
Koi-Lo is susceptible to have difficulties in controlling alcohol-taking
behaviour in terms of its onset, termination, or levels of use.

Keyword 2 of 18:
* Schmidling:
Anticipate Koi-Lo to engage in extreme forms of fantasy, characteristic
of serious psychotic maladjustment and be unable to differentiate fact
from fancy.

Keyword 3 of 18:
* arf@mc[DOT]net:
Koi-Lo is likely to become deranged and explosively self-destructive
with schizophrenic overtones.

Keyword 4 of 18:
* message:
Expect Koi-Lo to be highly reactive, anxious, and negative.

Keyword 5 of 18:
* 128docuhok4pg3a@corp[DOT]supernews[DOT]com:
Expect Koi-Lo to be stupid enough to send rude and inappropriate instant
messages about her boss, to her boss.

Keyword 6 of 18:
* =============================:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Unreflective
* Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias
* Antagonistic
* Panic-stricken
* Depraved

Expect Koi-Lo to have feelings of excessive doubt and caution.

Keyword 7 of 18:
* duckweed:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Disparaging
* Anxious
* Boring
* Deeply depressed
* Judgmental

Koi-Lo is prone to own an encyclopedia of baby names.

Keyword 8 of 18:
* themselves:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias
* Ineffectual
* Erratic mood swings and manias of compulsive actions
* Hyperactive
* Self-conscious

Koi-Lo is likely to persistently bear grudges,being unforgiving of
misperceived insults, injuries, or slights.

Koi-Lo conforms to Persecutory personality disorder with Delusional
subtype tendencies.

Primary Motivation: to avoid missing out on worthwhile experiences.

Secondary Motivation: to withdraw from the world to protect her
self-image.

*** Fog Index within normal tolerance ***

*** ACRIMONIOUS **** ALERT ***
============================

Koi-Lo writes in short, choppy sentences with an average sentence length
of 14. This person is obstinate, rasping and stormful.

*** Mental sloth indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are inconclusive. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.

*** IGNORANT PIG ALERT ***
==========================

Koi-Lo has a Flesch-Kincaid score equivalent to that of a child of age
6. This person is dumb, unconscious and unlearned. This person is highly
likely to exhibit strong emotional responses to others. Also expect
Koi-Lo to fondle her child's boyfriend or girlfriend under dinner the
table.

*** MENTAL SLOTH ALERT ***
==========================

Extraneous Periods: 2

This person is objectless, careless and incompetent. Expect Koi-Lo to go
out of her way to follow another person after they have cut her off in
traffic.

*** Weak-mind indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are negligible. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Scatterbrain indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are unconfirmed. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.

*** Agitation indicators only just within tolerance ***
Calculation results are borderline. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Narcissism indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are negligible. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** FASTIDIOUS PRAT ALERT ***
=============================

Detected extraneous spaces at the start of sentences.

This person is intractable, rigid and fussbudgety. Expect Koi-Lo to see
an intolerable part of her own self in the outside world and to
vigorously wage a campaign against it.

*** Sycophancy indicators scarcely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are irregular. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Infantilism indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are doubtful. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

The following questions are recommended to make Koi-Lo go haywire and
erupt:

1: Do you say, 'Yes, dear,' irrespective of the question?

2: Do you send personal mail using postage paid for by your employer?

3: If you could break the legs of someone you despised without getting
caught, would you do it?

Personality Summary (Part A):

1: decadent
2: discouraging
3: criminal

Personality Summary (Part B):

4: hunting, over-the-top, stillborn eel-eater
5: posing, demonic, displeasing extorter
6: grinning, onerous, inflatable pigeon

Challenge/Response Predictors
=============================
Challenge 1: Have you stopped performing fellatio in moving vehicles
yet?

Expected Response 1: Koi-Lo is susceptible to have difficulty performing
familiar tasks, also language problems an time/place disorientation.

Challenge 2: Have you ever snooped in the medicine cabinet at someone's
house while visiting?

Expected Response 2: Expect Koi-Lo to be inclined to do 'whatever it
takes' to preserve the illusion of her superiority.

Challenge 3: You call up your girlfriend or boyfriend and they say
they'll call you back because they're just getting into the shower. Do
you mentally insert yourself into the picture?

Expected Response 3: Koi-Lo is prone to flirt with someone at funerals.

End psychological profiling for Koi-Lo Reply to NG Only


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Old 07-06-2006, 09:25 PM posted to rec.ponds
Koi-Lo
 
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Default PHOTO OF THE WEEK, Duckweed - (Roy Hauer OBSESSED with Koi-Lo) OFF-TOPIC

The Koi-Lo this profile was done on is ROY HAUER of Hope Hull AL, the man
obsessed with me, impersonates me, posts under my name - and is net-stalking
me across Usenet.

Koi-Lo....
http://tinyurl.com/9do58
Troll Information:
http://tinyurl.com/9zbh
http://tinyurl.com/d8e4
http://www.hyphenologist.co.uk/killfile/
Reading Headers:
http://tinyurl.com/amm9s
I do not post from Earthlink.net
All rude and/or obscene messages posted by my impersonator Roy.
Anti-Troll FAQ: http://tinyurl.com/d8e4
~~~~ }((((* ~~~ }{{{{(ö ~~~~ }((((({*
----------------------------------------------------------------

Start psychological profiling for ROY HAUER of Hope Hull AL.

POSTER: Koi-Lo Reply to NG Only Roy Hauer

Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Calculations
================================================== ===
Word Count: 116
Full Stops: 8
Exclamations: 0
Questions: 0
Total Sentences: 8
Long Words: 18
Average Sentence Length: 14
Percentage of Long Words: 15.52%
========================:
Gunning Fog Index: 11.81
Flesch-Kincaid Sco 6

Analysing 8 keywords of 18:

* aquaria
* Schmidling
* arf@mc[DOT]net
* message
* 128docuhok4pg3a@corp[DOT]supernews[DOT]com
* =============================
* duckweed
* themselves

10 keywords will not be analysed.

Performing Keyword Analysis:

Keyword 1 of 18:
* aquaria:
Koi-Lo is susceptible to have difficulties in controlling alcohol-taking
behaviour in terms of its onset, termination, or levels of use.

Keyword 2 of 18:
* Schmidling:
Anticipate Koi-Lo to engage in extreme forms of fantasy, characteristic
of serious psychotic maladjustment and be unable to differentiate fact
from fancy.

Keyword 3 of 18:
* arf@mc[DOT]net:
Koi-Lo is likely to become deranged and explosively self-destructive
with schizophrenic overtones.

Keyword 4 of 18:
* message:
Expect Koi-Lo to be highly reactive, anxious, and negative.

Keyword 5 of 18:
* 128docuhok4pg3a@corp[DOT]supernews[DOT]com:
Expect Koi-Lo to be stupid enough to send rude and inappropriate instant
messages about her boss, to her boss.

Keyword 6 of 18:
* =============================:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Unreflective
* Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias
* Antagonistic
* Panic-stricken
* Depraved

Expect Koi-Lo to have feelings of excessive doubt and caution.

Keyword 7 of 18:
* duckweed:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Disparaging
* Anxious
* Boring
* Deeply depressed
* Judgmental

Koi-Lo is prone to own an encyclopedia of baby names.

Keyword 8 of 18:
* themselves:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias
* Ineffectual
* Erratic mood swings and manias of compulsive actions
* Hyperactive
* Self-conscious

Koi-Lo is likely to persistently bear grudges,being unforgiving of
misperceived insults, injuries, or slights.

Koi-Lo conforms to Persecutory personality disorder with Delusional
subtype tendencies.

Primary Motivation: to avoid missing out on worthwhile experiences.

Secondary Motivation: to withdraw from the world to protect her
self-image.

*** Fog Index within normal tolerance ***

*** ACRIMONIOUS **** ALERT ***
============================

Koi-Lo writes in short, choppy sentences with an average sentence length
of 14. This person is obstinate, rasping and stormful.

*** Mental sloth indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are inconclusive. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.

*** IGNORANT PIG ALERT ***
==========================

Koi-Lo has a Flesch-Kincaid score equivalent to that of a child of age
6. This person is dumb, unconscious and unlearned. This person is highly
likely to exhibit strong emotional responses to others. Also expect
Koi-Lo to fondle her child's boyfriend or girlfriend under dinner the
table.

*** MENTAL SLOTH ALERT ***
==========================

Extraneous Periods: 2

This person is objectless, careless and incompetent. Expect Koi-Lo to go
out of her way to follow another person after they have cut her off in
traffic.

*** Weak-mind indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are negligible. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Scatterbrain indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are unconfirmed. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.

*** Agitation indicators only just within tolerance ***
Calculation results are borderline. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Narcissism indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are negligible. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** FASTIDIOUS PRAT ALERT ***
=============================

Detected extraneous spaces at the start of sentences.

This person is intractable, rigid and fussbudgety. Expect Koi-Lo to see
an intolerable part of her own self in the outside world and to
vigorously wage a campaign against it.

*** Sycophancy indicators scarcely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are irregular. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Infantilism indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are doubtful. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

The following questions are recommended to make Koi-Lo go haywire and
erupt:

1: Do you say, 'Yes, dear,' irrespective of the question?

2: Do you send personal mail using postage paid for by your employer?

3: If you could break the legs of someone you despised without getting
caught, would you do it?

Personality Summary (Part A):

1: decadent
2: discouraging
3: criminal

Personality Summary (Part B):

4: hunting, over-the-top, stillborn eel-eater
5: posing, demonic, displeasing extorter
6: grinning, onerous, inflatable pigeon

Challenge/Response Predictors
=============================
Challenge 1: Have you stopped performing fellatio in moving vehicles
yet?

Expected Response 1: Koi-Lo is susceptible to have difficulty performing
familiar tasks, also language problems an time/place disorientation.

Challenge 2: Have you ever snooped in the medicine cabinet at someone's
house while visiting?

Expected Response 2: Expect Koi-Lo to be inclined to do 'whatever it
takes' to preserve the illusion of her superiority.

Challenge 3: You call up your girlfriend or boyfriend and they say
they'll call you back because they're just getting into the shower. Do
you mentally insert yourself into the picture?

Expected Response 3: Koi-Lo is prone to flirt with someone at funerals.

End psychological profiling for Koi-Lo Reply to NG Only


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Old 07-06-2006, 09:36 PM posted to rec.ponds
Koi-Lo
 
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Default PHOTO OF THE WEEK, Duckweed - (Roy Hauer OBSESSED with Koi-Lo) OFF-TOPIC

Koi-Lo

/K/nackered
/O/scar who likes
/I/njurious
/-/
/L/izard milking with
/O/ctopuses.

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Old 08-06-2006, 12:14 AM posted to rec.ponds
Roy
 
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Default PHOTO OF THE WEEK, Duckweed - (Roy Hauer OBSESSED with Koi-Lo) OFF-TOPIC

"Koi-Lo" aka Roy wrote in message
...


I think kevin is in dire need of a tranquillizer or two.Chill out
dude, Princes Di is dead and no amound of hurrying up is gonna
change that... better yet, go ask your stupid questions on google run
by and for brits!


"Koi-Lo" Reply to NG Only wrote in message
...
The Koi-Lo this profile was done on is ROY HAUER of Hope Hull AL, the man
obsessed with me, impersonates me, posts under my name - and is

net-stalking
me across Usenet.

Koi-Lo....
http://tinyurl.com/9do58
Troll Information:
http://tinyurl.com/9zbh
http://tinyurl.com/d8e4
http://www.hyphenologist.co.uk/killfile/
Reading Headers:
http://tinyurl.com/amm9s
I do not post from Earthlink.net
All rude and/or obscene messages posted by my impersonator Roy.
Anti-Troll FAQ: http://tinyurl.com/d8e4
~~~~ }((((* ~~~ }{{{{(ö ~~~~ }((((({*
----------------------------------------------------------------

Start psychological profiling for ROY HAUER of Hope Hull AL.

POSTER: Koi-Lo Reply to NG Only Roy Hauer

Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Calculations
================================================== ===
Word Count: 116
Full Stops: 8
Exclamations: 0
Questions: 0
Total Sentences: 8
Long Words: 18
Average Sentence Length: 14
Percentage of Long Words: 15.52%
========================:
Gunning Fog Index: 11.81
Flesch-Kincaid Sco 6

Analysing 8 keywords of 18:

* aquaria
* Schmidling
* arf@mc[DOT]net
* message
* 128docuhok4pg3a@corp[DOT]supernews[DOT]com
* =============================
* duckweed
* themselves

10 keywords will not be analysed.

Performing Keyword Analysis:

Keyword 1 of 18:
* aquaria:
Koi-Lo is susceptible to have difficulties in controlling alcohol-taking
behaviour in terms of its onset, termination, or levels of use.

Keyword 2 of 18:
* Schmidling:
Anticipate Koi-Lo to engage in extreme forms of fantasy, characteristic
of serious psychotic maladjustment and be unable to differentiate fact
from fancy.

Keyword 3 of 18:
* arf@mc[DOT]net:
Koi-Lo is likely to become deranged and explosively self-destructive
with schizophrenic overtones.

Keyword 4 of 18:
* message:
Expect Koi-Lo to be highly reactive, anxious, and negative.

Keyword 5 of 18:
* 128docuhok4pg3a@corp[DOT]supernews[DOT]com:
Expect Koi-Lo to be stupid enough to send rude and inappropriate instant
messages about her boss, to her boss.

Keyword 6 of 18:
* =============================:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Unreflective
* Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias
* Antagonistic
* Panic-stricken
* Depraved

Expect Koi-Lo to have feelings of excessive doubt and caution.

Keyword 7 of 18:
* duckweed:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Disparaging
* Anxious
* Boring
* Deeply depressed
* Judgmental

Koi-Lo is prone to own an encyclopedia of baby names.

Keyword 8 of 18:
* themselves:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias
* Ineffectual
* Erratic mood swings and manias of compulsive actions
* Hyperactive
* Self-conscious

Koi-Lo is likely to persistently bear grudges,being unforgiving of
misperceived insults, injuries, or slights.

Koi-Lo conforms to Persecutory personality disorder with Delusional
subtype tendencies.

Primary Motivation: to avoid missing out on worthwhile experiences.

Secondary Motivation: to withdraw from the world to protect her
self-image.

*** Fog Index within normal tolerance ***

*** ACRIMONIOUS **** ALERT ***
============================

Koi-Lo writes in short, choppy sentences with an average sentence length
of 14. This person is obstinate, rasping and stormful.

*** Mental sloth indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are inconclusive. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.

*** IGNORANT PIG ALERT ***
==========================

Koi-Lo has a Flesch-Kincaid score equivalent to that of a child of age
6. This person is dumb, unconscious and unlearned. This person is highly
likely to exhibit strong emotional responses to others. Also expect
Koi-Lo to fondle her child's boyfriend or girlfriend under dinner the
table.

*** MENTAL SLOTH ALERT ***
==========================

Extraneous Periods: 2

This person is objectless, careless and incompetent. Expect Koi-Lo to go
out of her way to follow another person after they have cut her off in
traffic.

*** Weak-mind indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are negligible. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Scatterbrain indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are unconfirmed. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.

*** Agitation indicators only just within tolerance ***
Calculation results are borderline. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Narcissism indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are negligible. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** FASTIDIOUS PRAT ALERT ***
=============================

Detected extraneous spaces at the start of sentences.

This person is intractable, rigid and fussbudgety. Expect Koi-Lo to see
an intolerable part of her own self in the outside world and to
vigorously wage a campaign against it.

*** Sycophancy indicators scarcely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are irregular. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Infantilism indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are doubtful. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

The following questions are recommended to make Koi-Lo go haywire and
erupt:

1: Do you say, 'Yes, dear,' irrespective of the question?

2: Do you send personal mail using postage paid for by your employer?

3: If you could break the legs of someone you despised without getting
caught, would you do it?

Personality Summary (Part A):

1: decadent
2: discouraging
3: criminal

Personality Summary (Part B):

4: hunting, over-the-top, stillborn eel-eater
5: posing, demonic, displeasing extorter
6: grinning, onerous, inflatable pigeon

Challenge/Response Predictors
=============================
Challenge 1: Have you stopped performing fellatio in moving vehicles
yet?

Expected Response 1: Koi-Lo is susceptible to have difficulty performing
familiar tasks, also language problems an time/place disorientation.

Challenge 2: Have you ever snooped in the medicine cabinet at someone's
house while visiting?

Expected Response 2: Expect Koi-Lo to be inclined to do 'whatever it
takes' to preserve the illusion of her superiority.

Challenge 3: You call up your girlfriend or boyfriend and they say
they'll call you back because they're just getting into the shower. Do
you mentally insert yourself into the picture?

Expected Response 3: Koi-Lo is prone to flirt with someone at funerals.

End psychological profiling for Koi-Lo Reply to NG Only




  #10   Report Post  
Old 08-06-2006, 12:51 AM posted to rec.ponds
Roy
 
Posts: n/a
Default PHOTO OF THE WEEK, Duckweed - get koi & goldfish

"~Roy" aka Koi-Lo wrote in message
...


Its b****ing asholes like you that keep the noise level going. Your
the first ****ing moron to snap today......you poor pityful
looser......


"Koi-Lo" Reply to NG Only wrote in message
...
*Note: There are two "Koi-Lo's" on the pond and aquaria groups.

"Jack Schmidling" wrote in message
...


We had been so plagued with duckweed on our small pond that we just
declared the war over and lost interest in the pond. By late Spring, it
was a sea of green and might as well have been filled with cement. Other
than frogs, we could see nothing in the way of life in the pond.

=============================
If you tire of trying to net it out and it's the smooth leaf shiny

duckweed,
koi and GF will remove it themselves. They consider it the best salad

ever.
If you also garden it can be composted or used as a mulch. If it's the
rough, frilly edged duckweed the koi and GF will not touch it. I suggest
you call your county Ag agent as ask what the safest way to remove it

would
be. I say this because many websites are just pushing a product to make

$$$
with no thought of anything else.
--
Koi-Lo....
Frugal ponding since 1995.
My Pond & Aquarium Pages:
http://tinyurl.com/9do58
All rude and/or obscene messages
posted by my impersonator Roy.
~~~~ }((((* ~~~ }{{{{(ö








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Old 08-06-2006, 12:51 AM posted to rec.ponds,alt.religion.Jehovahs-witn,alt.free.newsservers,alt.usenet.kooks
Roy
 
Posts: n/a
Default PHOTO OF THE WEEK, Duckweed - get koi & goldfish

"~Roy" aka Koi-Lo wrote in message
...


Its b****ing asholes like you that keep the noise level going. Your
the first ****ing moron to snap today......you poor pityful
looser......


"TiburonBlanco" wrote in message
oups.com...
This just has to be shared LOL!!!!!!!

Koi-Lo wrote:
Koi-Lo

*Note: There are two "Koi-Lo's" on the pond and aquaria groups.




"Jack Schmidling" wrote in message
...


=============================
If you tire of trying to net it out and it's the smooth leaf shiny

duckweed,
koi and GF will remove it themselves. They consider it the best salad

ever.
If you also garden it can be composted or used as a mulch. If it's

the
rough, frilly edged duckweed the koi and GF will not touch it. I

suggest
you call your county Ag agent as ask what the safest way to remove it

would
be. I say this because many websites are just pushing a product to

make $$$
with no thought of anything else.



Start psychological profiling

POSTER: Koi-Lo Reply to NG Only

Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Calculations
================================================== ===
Word Count: 116
Full Stops: 8
Exclamations: 0
Questions: 0
Total Sentences: 8
Long Words: 18
Average Sentence Length: 14
Percentage of Long Words: 15.52%
========================:
Gunning Fog Index: 11.81
Flesch-Kincaid Sco 6

Analysing 8 keywords of 18:

* aquaria
* Schmidling
* arf@mc[DOT]net
* message
* 128docuhok4pg3a@corp[DOT]supernews[DOT]com
* =============================
* duckweed
* themselves

10 keywords will not be analysed.

Performing Keyword Analysis:

Keyword 1 of 18:
* aquaria:
Koi-Lo is susceptible to have difficulties in controlling alcohol-taking
behaviour in terms of its onset, termination, or levels of use.

Keyword 2 of 18:
* Schmidling:
Anticipate Koi-Lo to engage in extreme forms of fantasy, characteristic
of serious psychotic maladjustment and be unable to differentiate fact
from fancy.

Keyword 3 of 18:
* arf@mc[DOT]net:
Koi-Lo is likely to become deranged and explosively self-destructive
with schizophrenic overtones.

Keyword 4 of 18:
* message:
Expect Koi-Lo to be highly reactive, anxious, and negative.

Keyword 5 of 18:
* 128docuhok4pg3a@corp[DOT]supernews[DOT]com:
Expect Koi-Lo to be stupid enough to send rude and inappropriate instant
messages about her boss, to her boss.

Keyword 6 of 18:
* =============================:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Unreflective
* Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias
* Antagonistic
* Panic-stricken
* Depraved

Expect Koi-Lo to have feelings of excessive doubt and caution.

Keyword 7 of 18:
* duckweed:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Disparaging
* Anxious
* Boring
* Deeply depressed
* Judgmental

Koi-Lo is prone to own an encyclopedia of baby names.

Keyword 8 of 18:
* themselves:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias
* Ineffectual
* Erratic mood swings and manias of compulsive actions
* Hyperactive
* Self-conscious

Koi-Lo is likely to persistently bear grudges,being unforgiving of
misperceived insults, injuries, or slights.

Koi-Lo conforms to Persecutory personality disorder with Delusional
subtype tendencies.

Primary Motivation: to avoid missing out on worthwhile experiences.

Secondary Motivation: to withdraw from the world to protect her
self-image.

*** Fog Index within normal tolerance ***

*** ACRIMONIOUS **** ALERT ***
============================

Koi-Lo writes in short, choppy sentences with an average sentence length
of 14. This person is obstinate, rasping and stormful.

*** Mental sloth indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are inconclusive. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.

*** IGNORANT PIG ALERT ***
==========================

Koi-Lo has a Flesch-Kincaid score equivalent to that of a child of age
6. This person is dumb, unconscious and unlearned. This person is highly
likely to exhibit strong emotional responses to others. Also expect
Koi-Lo to fondle her child's boyfriend or girlfriend under dinner the
table.

*** MENTAL SLOTH ALERT ***
==========================

Extraneous Periods: 2

This person is objectless, careless and incompetent. Expect Koi-Lo to go
out of her way to follow another person after they have cut her off in
traffic.

*** Weak-mind indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are negligible. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Scatterbrain indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are unconfirmed. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.

*** Agitation indicators only just within tolerance ***
Calculation results are borderline. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Narcissism indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are negligible. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** FASTIDIOUS PRAT ALERT ***
=============================

Detected extraneous spaces at the start of sentences.

This person is intractable, rigid and fussbudgety. Expect Koi-Lo to see
an intolerable part of her own self in the outside world and to
vigorously wage a campaign against it.

*** Sycophancy indicators scarcely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are irregular. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Infantilism indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are doubtful. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

The following questions are recommended to make Koi-Lo go haywire and
erupt:

1: Do you say, 'Yes, dear,' irrespective of the question?

2: Do you send personal mail using postage paid for by your employer?

3: If you could break the legs of someone you despised without getting
caught, would you do it?

Personality Summary (Part A):

1: decadent
2: discouraging
3: criminal

Personality Summary (Part B):

4: hunting, over-the-top, stillborn eel-eater
5: posing, demonic, displeasing extorter
6: grinning, onerous, inflatable pigeon

Challenge/Response Predictors
=============================
Challenge 1: Have you stopped performing fellatio in moving vehicles
yet?

Expected Response 1: Koi-Lo is susceptible to have difficulty performing
familiar tasks, also language problems an time/place disorientation.

Challenge 2: Have you ever snooped in the medicine cabinet at someone's
house while visiting?

Expected Response 2: Expect Koi-Lo to be inclined to do 'whatever it
takes' to preserve the illusion of her superiority.

Challenge 3: You call up your girlfriend or boyfriend and they say
they'll call you back because they're just getting into the shower. Do
you mentally insert yourself into the picture?

Expected Response 3: Koi-Lo is prone to flirt with someone at funerals.

End psychological profiling for Koi-Lo Reply to NG Only




  #12   Report Post  
Old 08-06-2006, 06:48 AM posted to rec.ponds
~Roy
 
Posts: n/a
Default PHOTO OF THE WEEK, Duckweed - get koi & goldfish

"~Roy" aka Koi-Lo wrote in message
...


Its b****ing asholes like you that keep the noise level going. Your
the first ****ing moron to snap today......you poor pityful
looser......

"Koi-Lo" Reply to NG Only wrote in message
...
*Note: There are two "Koi-Lo's" on the pond and aquaria groups.

"Jack Schmidling" wrote in message
...


We had been so plagued with duckweed on our small pond that we just
declared the war over and lost interest in the pond. By late Spring, it
was a sea of green and might as well have been filled with cement. Other
than frogs, we could see nothing in the way of life in the pond.

=============================
If you tire of trying to net it out and it's the smooth leaf shiny

duckweed,
koi and GF will remove it themselves. They consider it the best salad

ever.
If you also garden it can be composted or used as a mulch. If it's the
rough, frilly edged duckweed the koi and GF will not touch it. I suggest
you call your county Ag agent as ask what the safest way to remove it

would
be. I say this because many websites are just pushing a product to make

$$$
with no thought of anything else.
--
Koi-Lo....
Frugal ponding since 1995.
My Pond & Aquarium Pages:
http://tinyurl.com/9do58
All rude and/or obscene messages
posted by my impersonator Roy.
~~~~ }((((* ~~~ }{{{{(ö






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Old 08-06-2006, 06:48 AM posted to rec.ponds
~Roy
 
Posts: n/a
Default PHOTO OF THE WEEK, Duckweed - get koi & goldfish

"~Roy" aka Koi-Lo wrote in message
...


Its b****ing asholes like you that keep the noise level going. Your
the first ****ing moron to snap today......you poor pityful
looser......

"Koi-Lo" Reply t0 NG Only wrote in message
eatnowhere.com...
Koi-Lo

*Note: There are two "Koi-Lo's" on the pond and aquaria groups.




"Jack Schmidling" wrote in message
...


=============================
If you tire of trying to net it out and it's the smooth leaf shiny

duckweed,
koi and GF will remove it themselves. They consider it the best salad

ever.
If you also garden it can be composted or used as a mulch. If it's the
rough, frilly edged duckweed the koi and GF will not touch it. I

suggest
you call your county Ag agent as ask what the safest way to remove it

would
be. I say this because many websites are just pushing a product to make

$$$
with no thought of anything else.



Start psychological profiling

POSTER: Koi-Lo Reply to NG Only

Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Calculations
================================================== ===
Word Count: 116
Full Stops: 8
Exclamations: 0
Questions: 0
Total Sentences: 8
Long Words: 18
Average Sentence Length: 14
Percentage of Long Words: 15.52%
========================:
Gunning Fog Index: 11.81
Flesch-Kincaid Sco 6

Analysing 8 keywords of 18:

* aquaria
* Schmidling
* arf@mc[DOT]net
* message
* 128docuhok4pg3a@corp[DOT]supernews[DOT]com
* =============================
* duckweed
* themselves

10 keywords will not be analysed.

Performing Keyword Analysis:

Keyword 1 of 18:
* aquaria:
Koi-Lo is susceptible to have difficulties in controlling alcohol-taking
behaviour in terms of its onset, termination, or levels of use.

Keyword 2 of 18:
* Schmidling:
Anticipate Koi-Lo to engage in extreme forms of fantasy, characteristic
of serious psychotic maladjustment and be unable to differentiate fact
from fancy.

Keyword 3 of 18:
* arf@mc[DOT]net:
Koi-Lo is likely to become deranged and explosively self-destructive
with schizophrenic overtones.

Keyword 4 of 18:
* message:
Expect Koi-Lo to be highly reactive, anxious, and negative.

Keyword 5 of 18:
* 128docuhok4pg3a@corp[DOT]supernews[DOT]com:
Expect Koi-Lo to be stupid enough to send rude and inappropriate instant
messages about her boss, to her boss.

Keyword 6 of 18:
* =============================:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Unreflective
* Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias
* Antagonistic
* Panic-stricken
* Depraved

Expect Koi-Lo to have feelings of excessive doubt and caution.

Keyword 7 of 18:
* duckweed:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Disparaging
* Anxious
* Boring
* Deeply depressed
* Judgmental

Koi-Lo is prone to own an encyclopedia of baby names.

Keyword 8 of 18:
* themselves:
Koi-Lo is (or suffers from) one or more or all of:

* Easy prey to gross distortions and phobias
* Ineffectual
* Erratic mood swings and manias of compulsive actions
* Hyperactive
* Self-conscious

Koi-Lo is likely to persistently bear grudges,being unforgiving of
misperceived insults, injuries, or slights.

Koi-Lo conforms to Persecutory personality disorder with Delusional
subtype tendencies.

Primary Motivation: to avoid missing out on worthwhile experiences.

Secondary Motivation: to withdraw from the world to protect her
self-image.

*** Fog Index within normal tolerance ***

*** ACRIMONIOUS **** ALERT ***
============================

Koi-Lo writes in short, choppy sentences with an average sentence length
of 14. This person is obstinate, rasping and stormful.

*** Mental sloth indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are inconclusive. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.

*** IGNORANT PIG ALERT ***
==========================

Koi-Lo has a Flesch-Kincaid score equivalent to that of a child of age
6. This person is dumb, unconscious and unlearned. This person is highly
likely to exhibit strong emotional responses to others. Also expect
Koi-Lo to fondle her child's boyfriend or girlfriend under dinner the
table.

*** MENTAL SLOTH ALERT ***
==========================

Extraneous Periods: 2

This person is objectless, careless and incompetent. Expect Koi-Lo to go
out of her way to follow another person after they have cut her off in
traffic.

*** Weak-mind indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are negligible. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Scatterbrain indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are unconfirmed. Additional input text is required
to determine this attribute.

*** Agitation indicators only just within tolerance ***
Calculation results are borderline. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Narcissism indicators not measurable ***
Calculation results are negligible. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** FASTIDIOUS PRAT ALERT ***
=============================

Detected extraneous spaces at the start of sentences.

This person is intractable, rigid and fussbudgety. Expect Koi-Lo to see
an intolerable part of her own self in the outside world and to
vigorously wage a campaign against it.

*** Sycophancy indicators scarcely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are irregular. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

*** Infantilism indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are doubtful. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.

The following questions are recommended to make Koi-Lo go haywire and
erupt:

1: Do you say, 'Yes, dear,' irrespective of the question?

2: Do you send personal mail using postage paid for by your employer?

3: If you could break the legs of someone you despised without getting
caught, would you do it?

Personality Summary (Part A):

1: decadent
2: discouraging
3: criminal

Personality Summary (Part B):

4: hunting, over-the-top, stillborn eel-eater
5: posing, demonic, displeasing extorter
6: grinning, onerous, inflatable pigeon

Challenge/Response Predictors
=============================
Challenge 1: Have you stopped performing fellatio in moving vehicles
yet?

Expected Response 1: Koi-Lo is susceptible to have difficulty performing
familiar tasks, also language problems an time/place disorientation.

Challenge 2: Have you ever snooped in the medicine cabinet at someone's
house while visiting?

Expected Response 2: Expect Koi-Lo to be inclined to do 'whatever it
takes' to preserve the illusion of her superiority.

Challenge 3: You call up your girlfriend or boyfriend and they say
they'll call you back because they're just getting into the shower. Do
you mentally insert yourself into the picture?

Expected Response 3: Koi-Lo is prone to flirt with someone at funerals.

End psychological profiling for Koi-Lo Reply to NG Only



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Old 08-06-2006, 06:48 AM posted to rec.ponds
~Roy
 
Posts: n/a
Default PHOTO OF THE WEEK, Duckweed

"~Roy" aka Koi-Lo wrote in message
...


Its b****ing asholes like you that keep the noise level going. Your
the first ****ing moron to snap today......you poor pityful
looser......

"Snooze" wrote in message
om...
"Jack Schmidling" wrote in message
...

We had been so plagued with duckweed on our small pond that we just
declared the war over and lost interest in the pond. By late Spring, it
was a sea of green and might as well have been filled with cement. Other
than frogs, we could see nothing in the way of life in the pond.


Now you're playing in my pond. Like you were told in rec.gardens, use koi

or
goldfish, they eat duckweed with much gusto. With the caveat that koi also
like to rummage at the bottom of the pond in search of aquatic insects to
feed on, so they can make the pond muddy.

There are herbicides that can be used to control duckweed, some have a
relatively low residual.
http://www.interstateproducts.com/pd...eliminator.pdf
For example has a relatively minor residual, but is toxic to aquatic
insects. So it could disrupt the pond's ecosystem.




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