Get with the program. Call the USAF in and let em drop a laser guided
500# in on that rat.........They managed to hit that big rat in Iraq,
dead on.........


On Fri, 09 Jun 2006 13:57:53 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:
"ChelleBell" wrote in message
groups.com...
I know they say; "Where this is one, there are many", but my dad has a
rat that thinks it's a chipmunk! He feeds with them under the bird
feeders (he doesn't climb them like they do) alongside the birds, plays
hide-n-seek games, runs with them in the yard, and hides food with
them!

His house is atop a mountain above the Ohio River. The only time rats
ever ventured atop this several mile hill is when the river has extreme
flooding, which is not often.

He loves his wildlife so the deterent must be safe. He especially
loves his 'chippy's', even named each one of them! And there are many!
And if the neighborhood were to find out that he has a rat and did
nothing about it.. well that would make the front newspaper!

My mom was told to place pepperment outside to eliminate just the rat.
(Which by the way, looks like a cross between something and something
else).


Thanks for any advice.....


This will sound counterintuitive, but the safest way may be a pellet rifle
with a scope on it. But, there are two aspects to the safety question he

1) Safe for the other animals? Yes, assuming your dad doesn't have shaky
hands, and he rests the rifle on some sort of support (which a person of any
age really should do under these circumstances). A pellet rifle is quite
accurate if adjusted correctly, and that wouldn't take more than an hour of
testing is on a cardboard box full of newspapers. Once that's done, just one
shot would take care of the rat. No poison or traps needed. A decent enough
pellet rifle can be had, with scope for about $100.00.


2) Safe for the neighbors? If you can see a house in the line of fire, that
house should be 500-800 feet away. But, since you'd be shooting toward the
ground, you can reduce that distance assuming the ground's not full of rocks
or tree roots which might cause a ricochet. And, of course, everyone
watching this happen would be wearing safety glasses / goggles.

It sounds crazy, but safer than wishing really hard that the "good" animals
won't be hurt.