baldrick bunt has been able to tell everyone the exact laws they have
broken, and for which they are likely to receive 7yr prison sentences, but
strangely has been quite unable to outline what the specific offences
actually are, or the crime numbers obtained when these most serious matters
were reported to police....................

Got to say though that with this sort of attention to the finer details of
presenting his case, its almost certain that baldrick is going to win, and
after serving 7 years in chokey, defendants are still going to have to pay
him £100K each, in respect of the limp dick he has been troubled with from
the early part of last year...................