On Mon, 9 Oct 2006 18:56:54 +0100, "Robert"
wrote:


"Mike" wrote in message
...
: Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench
under
: a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now
and
: I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
: age. How do you feel?"
:
: Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
:
: "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"
:
: "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
:
:
: Mike

very good

And totally off topic.