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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under
a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and
I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."

"Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.


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"Mike" wrote in message
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: Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench
under
: a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now
and
: I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
: age. How do you feel?"
:
: Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
:
: "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"
:
: "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
:
:
: Mike

very good


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On Mon, 9 Oct 2006 18:56:54 +0100, "Robert"
wrote:


"Mike" wrote in message
...
: Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench
under
: a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now
and
: I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
: age. How do you feel?"
:
: Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
:
: "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"
:
: "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
:
:
: Mike

very good


And totally off topic.
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"Robert" wrote in message
...

"Mike" wrote in message
...
: Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench
under
: a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now
and
: I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
: age. How do you feel?"
:
: Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
:
: "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"
:
: "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
:
:
: Mike

very good


Too near the truth since Spouse's prostatectomy :-(

But he has his own teeth, all attached.

Mary




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"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
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But he has his own teeth, all attached.

Mary





Had all mine out in one go in Leicester Royal Infirmary in 1966, 6 Months
before my 30th Birthday :-)))))

Never ever regretted it. Went 6 months without teeth so grew a beard to
'cover my face' :-)) 2 weeks into the growth, I had to go to Birmingham to
GPO HQ for a Civil Service promotion interview!! No teeth, 2 weeks stubble!!
AND I was promoted :-))

Mike





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"Mike" wrote in message
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"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
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But he has his own teeth, all attached.

Mary





Had all mine out in one go in Leicester Royal Infirmary in 1966, 6 Months
before my 30th Birthday :-)))))

Never ever regretted it. Went 6 months without teeth so grew a beard to
'cover my face' :-)) 2 weeks into the growth, I had to go to Birmingham to
GPO HQ for a Civil Service promotion interview!! No teeth, 2 weeks
stubble!! AND I was promoted :-))


I make that 69 yo.

But I'm not renowned for my numeracy ...

Mary

Mike





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"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
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I make that 69 yo.

But I'm not renowned for my numeracy ...

Mary


:-))

Close.

70 last August

Mike


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"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
. net...

"Robert" wrote in message
...

"Mike" wrote in message
...
: Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench
under
: a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old
now
and
: I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
: age. How do you feel?"
:
: Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
:
: "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"
:
: "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
:
:
: Mike

very good


Too near the truth since Spouse's prostatectomy :-(

But he has his own teeth, all attached.


I wish I had all my own teeth!(:-(

Alan


Mary






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"Mike" wrote in message
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"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
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I make that 69 yo.

But I'm not renowned for my numeracy ...

Mary


:-))

Close.

70 last August


Still a youngster then!

Alan


Mike



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In message , Emma
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very good


And totally off topic.


And how was that improved by setting followups to five uk.local groups?
Are you posting from under an ornamental bridge?

Anyway, it's got a seat under a tree in it.

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