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Old 09-10-2006, 10:53 PM posted to uk.rec.gardening
Alan Holmes Alan Holmes is offline
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Default Sorry, but OT and light hearted


"Mary Fisher" wrote in message
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"Robert" wrote in message
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"Mike" wrote in message
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: Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench
under
: a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old
now
and
: I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my
: age. How do you feel?"
:
: Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."
:
: "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"
:
: "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
:
:
: Mike

very good


Too near the truth since Spouse's prostatectomy :-(

But he has his own teeth, all attached.


I wish I had all my own teeth!(:-(

Alan


Mary