"Ferfal" wrote in message

I am thinking of putting something entertaining in my yard.

My husband bought me 3 Garden Gnomes. One has a screwdriver through
his chest with blood dripping from the wound, another has a mower
blade through his forehead with blood dripping from the wound and the
third has bound wrists and ankles and tape across his mouth. They're
the best looking Garden Gnomes I've ever seen.