12-10-2006, 05:51 PM
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First recorded activity by GardenBanter: Oct 2006
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Those Wacky Amish and Aussies
Edward M. Kennedy wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote
In other news, Australian scientists have determined that
diet alcoholic drinks using artificial sweetners get you
drunk faster than their sugan-laden counterparts. If that
doesn't deserve a Nobel Prize, I don't know what does.
Where do you get this stuff from?
reading newspapers is a start
It is true:
http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=761662006
I woke up in a recycling bin.
If its not a dumpster, its the Chappaquiddick, eh, Tedward?
I haven't been in the Chappaquiddick in about fourty years.
At least to the best of my recollection, anyway.
Neither has Mary-Jo, Tedward. Or, rather, what's left of her.
Which isn't much, I'd imagine.
Like you don't have her preserved corpse stored in a jar in your
conservatory, attractively surrounded by bonsai and near the big carp
pool?
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