"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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the ad includes tampons.

They are as relavent to Super Bowl Sunday as chips and dip. You stick them
in your ears so you are not annoyed by superfluous nagging and kid noise
while watching the game........the strings are for easy and convenient post
game removal. Keep the box handy for a handy projectile aimed at those who
walk in front of the viewing screen.

Val