"Val" wrote in message
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"JoeSpareBedroom" wrote in message
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the ad includes tampons.

They are as relavent to Super Bowl Sunday as chips and dip. You stick them
in your ears so you are not annoyed by superfluous nagging and kid noise
while watching the game........the strings are for easy and convenient
post game removal. Keep the box handy for a handy projectile aimed at
those who walk in front of the viewing screen.

Val



Sanitary napkins could be useful when attached beneath the chins of football
fans, to catch the drool.